Short · 2026-05-29 · 00:28 · Original in Finnish
The Long Drink's $325 Million US Success Story
Originally published as “Suomalaislonkerolla jenkeiltä $325 miljoonaa”
The Long Drink grew into a $325 million success story in the United States in just seven years. What does that say about the scale of the American market and the potential of a Finnish product? Once a canned long drink reaches all 50 states and bars across the country, the value it creates can even exceed the market value of Finland's old domestic alcohol monopoly.
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The Long Drink grew into a $325 million success story in the United States in just seven years.
What does that say about the scale of the American market and the potential of a Finnish product? Once a canned long drink reaches all 50 states and bars across the country, the value it creates can even exceed the market value of Finland’s old domestic alcohol monopoly.
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English transcript derived from validated English subtitles (WebVTT · SRT). Timestamps link to the original video.
00:00 The Long Drink: $325 million in seven years. The American economy is so massive that once you get a can of long drink into all 50 states, into every bar, those guys made an insane amount of cash — more than Altia’s, the state monopoly’s, entire market cap. There was no AI involved in it, no technology involved, no delegations, no trade deals — it was pure business, pure long drink, and that’s what Americans buy. That’s U.S. trade.
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