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A cancelled church concert, explanations for Trump's win, and liberty in two senses | Weekly Wiseguys, 11 November 2024

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Sami Miettinen, Tere Sammallahti and MP Onni Rostila on Ivan Puopolo's Weekly Wiseguys, 11 November 2024, a week after the US election. It opens on a cancelled school church concert and the question of where culture ends and religious practice begins — on which the panel genuinely disagrees. The middle section works through Finnish explanations for Trump's win and checks them against the numbers. It closes on the distinction between positive and negative liberty, applied to dietary guidelines.

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A cancelled church concert, explanations for Trump’s win, and liberty in two senses | Weekly Wiseguys, 11 November 2024

Summary: Sami Miettinen, Tere Sammallahti and MP Onni Rostila on Ivan Puopolo’s Weekly Wiseguys, 11 November 2024, a week after the US election. It opens on a cancelled school church concert and the question of where culture ends and religious practice begins — on which the panel genuinely disagrees. The middle section works through Finnish explanations for Trump’s win and checks them against the numbers. It closes on the distinction between positive and negative liberty, applied to dietary guidelines.

This is a summary on Neuvottelija AI. The episode itself is on Ivan Puopolo’s channel and is his — watch the original. The appearance is catalogued at neuvottelija.com/media, which is the canonical home of this content.

A note on reading this. Weekly Wiseguys is a tongue-in-cheek political panel, not a news broadcast. The speakers are right-of-centre commentators and politicians talking in their own names, sharpening for effect and joking as they go. This article sorts their arguments and marks who said what; it takes no position on who is right, and it does not reproduce the personal jabs. Speakers are named only where the recording itself identifies who is talking: the transcript carries no speaker labels, so uncertain passages are attributed to the panel or to “one of the guests” rather than to a name. The opinions are the speakers’ own.

The panel

Ivan Puopolo hosts; the guests are Sami Miettinen, Tere Sammallahti and Finns Party MP Onni Rostila. Recorded on 11 November 2024, a week after the US presidential election.

Three sections: in the first the panel genuinely disagrees with itself, in the second it checks numbers, and in the third it makes a conceptual distinction.

1. A church concert, and where culture ends

The starting point: a school church concert had been cancelled, against a background of earlier equality-body rulings on religious events in schools.

The panel’s question is precise, and that is its best feature: is performing baroque music in a church the practice of religion, or is it culture? They do not claim to know. One speaker draws the distinction like this: singing a hymn is a different thing from listening to a classical work, even if the work originated in a religious culture.

The difficulty of drawing the line is acknowledged out loud: if everything arising from religious origins counts as religious practice, the same reasoning reaches the cross on the flag and the holidays in the calendar.

A disagreement nobody papers over

Here the panel splits, and it is the most valuable moment in the episode:

Neither is reconciled with the other, and that is honest.

The vacuum argument and its rebuttal

The most analytical passage is a claim and an attempt to refute it in the same conversation:

Claim: complete absence of religion does not leave a vacuum; some other belief system fills it.

Rebuttal, made by another panellist precisely in order to challenge it: the research literature has religiosity, superstition and conspiracy belief correlating with one another — in which case less religiosity would reduce rather than increase other kinds of belief.

The rebuttal is given without a source, and the exchange ends with the speakers noting they had partly misunderstood each other. It is still worth reading, because it is an attempt to test an argument against evidence rather than to restate it.

2. The US election — and numbers worth checking

The panel’s main claim concerns the range of Finnish explanations: in their account almost every domestic analysis explained the result by misogyny, and few discussed what the winner did well.

That claim could be checked by counting, and the panel does not count. But two things lift the section above ordinary media criticism:

  1. They praise a good analysis from the other side. When one domestic piece analysed the result without insulting the winner, the panel says so and treats it as notable.
  2. They name the same error on their own side. The explanation “the message was good, it just didn’t get through” is, the panel says, exactly what domestic parties reach for after an election defeat. The more consistent reading is that the message did get through and voters did not buy it. The same applies in both directions.

The numbers

The panel lists the result: 312 electoral votes, a majority of votes cast, and both chambers of Congress. The electoral vote figure and the chambers are correct.

One figure needs correcting: the panel speaks of a popular-vote margin of about five million. The actual margin was clearly smaller — of the order of two and a half million votes, roughly a point and a half. The result was decisive, but not by the margin stated in the episode.

The observation about how Latino men voted matches the direction shown by exit polling.

A conclusion that generalises

The most durable claim in the episode is not about America:

People do not vote according to their identity. The assumption that membership of a group predicts a vote is a forecast, not a law — and it fails regularly.

It is also offered as a warning to their own side, which is to its credit.

3. The platform economy, and a column worth reading closely

The panel takes up a newspaper piece describing a food-delivery service as an extraction economy rather than a business. The answer is economic rather than political, and it is clearly put:

In a value chain each party does something somebody else is willing to pay for: the restaurant cooks, the courier delivers, the platform handles discovery, ordering, payment and routing. “Skimming” would require the platform to produce nothing — but if it produced nothing, nobody would pay for it.

The panel also notes the effect of competition: several services operate in the same market, which constrains pricing.

The argument can be answered — for example on bargaining asymmetry or employment status, neither of which the episode discusses. But the conceptual distinction holds.

The section also covers platform ownership and free speech. Two unverified items there are worth marking:

4. Polling and election arithmetic

The polling discussion is the calmest part of the episode, and in it the panel makes several observations against its own side:

And then an assessment uncomfortable for their own position: one speaker says voters may simply not regard the state of the public finances as being as serious as the panel does. That is an honest concession.

As media criticism they offer one countable claim: that the opinion pages carry dozens of pieces against culture cuts, and that opposition leaders are never asked how the deficit is to be covered. The first is countable; the second is an impression.

5. Liberty in two senses — the best distinction in the episode

In the closing stretch the panel draws a distinction that is elementary philosophy but is often skipped in Finnish debate:

Positive liberty is freedom to something: a right to education, to health care, to an income. Negative liberty is freedom from something: from coercion, from intervention, from sanction.

Their observation is that Finnish public conversation uses the word “freedom” almost exclusively in the first sense — and that the second has no advocates. That observation is a position and can be answered; but the distinction itself is useful to anyone, and it explains how two people can use the same word and mean different things.

It is applied immediately to new dietary guidelines. The panel’s argument is that a recommendation is a recommendation, not an obligation, and that diet falls within individual judgement. Alongside it comes a prediction — that municipalities will turn the guideline into binding motions — and that is a prediction, not an observation.

The section closes on a practical observation: when steering fails, people substitute for it themselves — the example being changes to school meals and what pupils do afterwards. The argument holds whatever one thinks of the guideline.

Claims presented as claims

What survives the episode

  1. “The message was good, it just didn’t get through” is not analysis. The more consistent reading is that it did get through — and the panel applies the same rule to its own side.
  2. People do not vote according to their identity. A forecast derived from group membership fails regularly, and it fails in both directions.
  3. Positive and negative liberty are different things — and much Finnish argument about freedom passes itself by because the distinction is never drawn.

How the episode runs

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