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An audit report, a defence of an opponent, and a supermarket that took up foreign policy | Weekly Wiseguys, 21 November 2025

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Sami Miettinen with MPs Tere Sammallahti and Onni Rostila on the pre-Christmas edition of Ivan Puopolo's Weekly Wiseguys, 21 November 2025. The central moment is the one the title does not prepare you for: the panel defends the free speech of the chair of the Left Youth against its own political position, and asks for the law to be changed rather than for a prosecution. Alongside it, an audit office report on the previous government's spending increases, and a retail group's decision to drop Israeli products. The episode's audio was damaged and machine-restored — noted here.

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An audit report, a defence of an opponent, and a supermarket that took up foreign policy | Weekly Wiseguys, 21 November 2025

Summary: Sami Miettinen with MPs Tere Sammallahti and Onni Rostila on the pre-Christmas edition of Ivan Puopolo’s Weekly Wiseguys, 21 November 2025. The central moment is the one the title does not prepare you for: the panel defends the free speech of the chair of the Left Youth against its own political position, and asks for the law to be changed rather than for a prosecution. Alongside it, an audit office report on the previous government’s spending increases, and a retail group’s decision to drop Israeli products. The episode’s audio was damaged and machine-restored — noted here.

This is a summary on Neuvottelija AI. The episode itself is on Ivan Puopolo’s channel and is his — watch the original. The appearance is catalogued at neuvottelija.com/media, which is the canonical home of this content.

A note on reading this. Weekly Wiseguys is a tongue-in-cheek political panel, not a news broadcast. The speakers are right-of-centre commentators and politicians talking in their own names, sharpening for effect and joking as they go. This article sorts their arguments and marks who said what; it takes no position on who is right, and it does not reproduce the personal jabs. Speakers are named only where the recording itself identifies who is talking: the transcript carries no speaker labels, so uncertain passages are attributed to the panel or to “one of the guests” rather than to a name. The opinions are the speakers’ own.

The panel

Ivan Puopolo hosts; the guests are Sami Miettinen and MPs Tere Sammallahti and Onni Rostila. Recorded on 21 November 2025; the series’ pre-Christmas edition.

A technical caveat worth reading first

The host says at the start that the recording’s audio track was corrupted and was restored by machine before publication. It shows: the transcript is unclear in places, and some of the speech is reconstruction. This write-up therefore does not quote the episode verbatim except where the content is repeated and confirmed by context. Speakers are named only where identification is certain.

The episode’s own title uses a pun that this write-up does not adopt.

1. The audit report and permanent spending increases

The National Audit Office’s report on the previous parliamentary term’s spending increases had just been published. The panel’s treatment is interesting because it separates the number that matters from the one that does not:

What is in dispute is not how much was spent during the crisis years. What matters is how much of the increase became permanent — because temporary support ends by itself and permanent spending does not.

On the panel’s reading the permanent share is of the order of three billion, which they treat as a floor. They argue among themselves about the precise figure, and one of them says plainly that some of the increases were justified — index adjustments and infrastructure projects. Then they say what the core of the argument is and what it is not:

More important than the right figure is that spending limits exist for exactly this purpose — and that they were departed from.

That is a structural argument, and it holds whichever government’s limits are being discussed.

A checkable observation

The panel notes that the rise in borrowing began before the pandemic. That is checkable against published time series, and it is the strongest single claim in the section, because it separates crisis spending from a structural deficit.

A second checkable observation concerns public-sector pay: the panel says the harmonisation of pay in the new health regions was carried out by levelling up, and that the public-sector wage bill has grown unusually fast since. The direction is checkable; the precise figures are given from memory.

An argument about the logic of politics

The most transferable point in the section is not about numbers:

The opposition opposes every saving — including the ending of supports it legislated as temporary itself. The ending is then called a cut.

The observation is made about the other side, but its structure is general: the ending of a temporary support and a cut are different things, and the confusion always benefits whoever is in opposition. That applies to any government.

The same holds for a second pattern the panel raises: if an opposition demands both an immediate fix and more time for a reform’s effects to show, the demands exclude each other. That too generalises.

The episode also assigns names of public figures to billion-euro units of measurement. That is a joke rather than a unit, and it is not repeated here.

2. A former prime minister in the private sector — and the moment the panel praises

A section you would not expect. The panel discusses a former prime minister’s move into the private sector and says plainly:

They do not object — they think it is a good thing. One speaker says he is proud that a Finn is doing well internationally, and says that such people are needed precisely in the private sector.

Alongside it comes an observation about how an international consulting career is built on visibility. That is a description rather than a criticism, and it is offered as one.

This is the clearest example in the episode of the panel separating the person from the politics, even where the politics is what they most dislike.

3. The free-speech corner — the most important section

Here the episode makes the move that is the most notable in the whole series.

The situation: the chair of the Left Youth had published a statement on social media whose wording led to the matter being treated as a possible application of the criminal provision on ethnic agitation.

The panel’s position has two parts, and both need reading:

  1. They disagree with the content. One of them calls the formulation stupid and badly put.
  2. They defend her right to say it. The problem, they argue, is not the speaker but the provision, whose elements include defamation and insult — expressions whose interpretation is left to whoever happens to be assessing them.

The reasoning is formal and is offered without exception: a law has to be written so that it holds when it is applied to you. If liability depends on who is interpreting, the law is not a law but an instrument.

And then the panel does the thing that makes the section credible: they compare the case with an earlier one in which the defendant was from the opposite political side, and note that almost nobody criticised the law itself then. Their demand is symmetrical: change the provision, not just its application in this case.

The section also contains a claim to mark as unverified: that EU-level regulation effectively requires such provisions to be kept in the criminal code. It is offered without a source.

The media-criticism part — and what this write-up leaves out

The latter half of the section is about how abusive messages received by politicians get reported, and it makes an argument about incentives: if a particular framing reliably produces coverage, that framing gets used more often. The argument is general and applies to any subject with news value.

Wrapped around it in the episode is joking about named politicians’ appearance and photographs. That is not summarised here. It is not an argument, and it is exactly the kind of talk whose harm the panel discusses in the same section.

4. A retail group that took up foreign policy

A retail group organised as a consumer cooperative had decided to drop Israeli products. The panel’s treatment is more analytical here than the tone would suggest.

Three arguments that hold up

  1. How the decision was made. It originated in a governing body of the cooperative whose representatives are elected in ballots with low turnout. The panel’s observation is general: in small elections a small organised group decides, and that applies to every membership organisation. It is the best single observation in the section.
  2. The consistency test. If a product decision rests on a human-rights assessment, the same assessment has to be applied to other countries — and the panel names several whose products were not removed. The argument requires no position on the conflict itself, and it can be answered.
  3. Commercial advice, the most concrete thing in the episode: a company gains nothing by taking a position on a question that splits its customers roughly down the middle. There is nothing to win and something to lose. This holds regardless of what one thinks of the question.

What is not worth taking from the section

The panel also makes an honest observation about its own limits: the boycott probably has no effect on its target in either direction. In which case the question is not effectiveness but signalling — and they say so.

Claims presented as claims

What survives the episode

  1. The ending of a temporary support is not a cut — and the confusion always benefits whoever is in opposition, whoever that happens to be.
  2. A law has to be written so that it holds when applied to you. The panel applies the principle by defending a political opponent’s speech and demanding that the provision be changed — not a prosecution, and not silence. It is the most consistent moment in the series.
  3. In small elections a small organised group decides. The observation covers cooperatives, student unions and associations — and it is useful whichever side you are on.
  4. A company gains nothing by taking a position that splits its customers in two.

How the episode runs

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